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How fun can a real estate transaction be? It's a complicated and potentially stressful task that you've undertaken. Fortunately you've chosen a brokerage that was built entirely with your peace of mind at heart. Our knowledge, experience, skills, phenomenal communication and organization tools and positive attitude, are at your disposal to keep your real estate transaction on the right track and ensure that you become a trusted client for life. And, hopefully you'll have a little fun in the process! Relax, smile and laugh a little. We’ll take care of the messy details for you. "Feeling stressed? Press the panic button for some relief."

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real estate jokes

A broker was dismayed when a brand new real estate office much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST AGENTS.' He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST COMMISSIONS.' The broker panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own real estate office. It read: 'MAIN ENTRANCE'.

WHEN we put our house up for sale, I stressed emphatically that my sons make their beds each morning. I left for work before they left for school, and I wanted to be sure that the house looked presentable when the agent showed it to prospective buyers. I was surprised and impressed that my 15-year-old son's bed was made perfectly each day. One night when I went into his room, I discovered his secret he was fast asleep on the floor in his sleeping bag.

WHEN the last of their three children was about to leave home, my parents decided to buy a smaller house. The real-estate sign went up. A week later, a second "For Sale" sign appeared two doors away. "Soon you'll have new families on either side of you," my mother remarked to the neighbor whose house was in the middle. "We're thinking of putting up our own sign," she replied wistfully. "It would read: 'Was it something we said?' "

FIRST National Bank tried to encourage business through billboard advertising, but conveyed quite a different message when the following ad was displayed: "Loans make life easier, at FIRST.

An appraiser is one who compiles and analyzes voluminous data of problematical accuracy from sources of dubious veracity and derives therefrom a numerical quantification of unquestionable necessity, analogous to a nebelous and euphemistic concept representational of value commensurate with ambient configurations of the open market and promulgates thereby a precise written declamation which delineates his observation, deliberations and conclusions all done while he feighns absolute ignorance of the avericious machinations of Buyers, Sellers, Brokers and Lenders, compensated only by that penurious stipend known as the professional fee.

The trouble with owning a home is that no matter where you sit, you're looking at something you should be doing.

If you think no one cares you're alive, miss a couple of house payments